the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
(Source: twoukofukawa, via bravebattalion)
Graham Norton: So you know the Lonely Hearts columns, we put [a chat-up line] in an ad in the Lonely Hearts column to see how or if it would work. [x]
may be one of my favorite parts ever
(Source: green-circles, via peterick)